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Kitchen kitsch
While sharing a house with 2 single people my boyfriend and I took the opportunity of their absence for a ‘quickie’ in the kitchen. The bench proved an agreeable height to heighten my pleasure and the session ended in a collapsed heap on the living room floor. After a shower and change of clothes I went to the fridge for a refreshment when our flat mate tentatively appeared from her bedroom adjacent to the kitchen. With understandable shock I said, "Oh, Suzie, I didn't know you were home?" She replied with a cool, "OBVIOUSLY". There was nothing really I could say, and I didn't think asking her what she'd like for dinner was really going to help.Jane, 19